I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
"People run from rain but
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Funniest EXO “Overdose” tweet just became funnier because…
he wasn’t even into K-pop and started getting tweets but all them DP’s made him think they were Korean.
Then he started replying and even asking questions
And he was serious yo!
guess he just found his bias…
every summer i feel like a sim im not even kidding
i mean i dont even make my sims go out and have fun
theyll be at the house huddling tgt and you know fast forward pretty much everything
looking at someone u used to have a crush on like
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.